Somewhere in a (I think) dog training book, I read a cartoon. It was something to do with the puppy peeing on the floor again and the owner smacking themselves with the rolled paper for not watching the puppy. BAD OWNER- SMACK SMACK- YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE PUPPY! SMACK-SMACK...
You get the idea.
So here is my version...
Little Miss is wearing her brand new dress. "Mom can I play with these (paint) markers?"
"Sure, here ya go..."
Hmmmm blue paint on new dress... BAD MOMMY! SMACK- SMACK-
Bubble juice all over the floor.. "Mya, what did you do?"
(So guess what?!? She showed me with the balance of the juice in the bottle.)
BAD MOMMY! SMACK-SMACK
Insurance guy is here. We are going over the policy. Little Miss wonders over with a mysterious sparkly blue substance on face and hands. Mommy- "Mya Honey, go wash up." (but failed to investigate the source of the mysterious blue sparkly.) Later- Ugh! blue sun catcher paint all over couch and floor. BAD MOMMY SMACK-SMACK
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