There I was, in McDonald's procuring a healthy road snack for my little Miss when I was molested by some wacko woman.
I was innocently filling up a kids Sprite at the soda area when I felt hands all over my belly- (AHHH) followed by a request to fondle said belly. Followed by a barrage of baby in the belly questions... "When are you due? What are you having? Are you excited?" and "Oh my friend just has to feel"..... (double AHHHHHH). My mind raced through all the creepy crime reality shows I have watched where these weirdo women stalk pregnant ladies and either swipe their newborns or take out the mommy and snatch babies right out of the womb.
I bailed from the McD's glancing nervously over my shoulder. Ray and Miss were waiting in the car. I told Ray about my experience- he agreed.. creepy...
So, if you are one of those baby crazy type ladies out there- seriously keep your paws to yourself.. you are really freaking people out.
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