Thursday, March 19, 2009

Human Behavior

So yesterday was one of those days... I was just plain grumpy. No provocation or rational explanation- just being a big ol booger head. As I was scouring the shelves at the WalMart for the right combination of Pamprin and Chocolate I was approached by an employee. "Can I help you find-" and then she stopped looking down at me as I was squatting to survey the bottom shelf of PMS remedies... Seriously, I can wonder aimlessly for an hour looking for a product on any given day... The Walmart employees offering ZERO assistance-even when I am silly enough to request it. But nooooo, Now that I am annoyed by the very existence of the store - and all surrounding life forms for that matter... NNNNOOOOWWWW you crawl up my butt to offer assistance... So I look up and gave her my best "I want to flick a booger at you" look... She never finished her inquiry, although I am sure she realized I was finding my PMS products just fine.
Anyhooo... I am much better now. I did not medicate, but did give myself a good smack in the head and a small bunch of flowers- hey, whatever works, right.
During this whole day of boogerheadism I kept getting this song stuck in my head- I think it was the whole "terribly terribly terribly moody" lyric that somehow surfaced from my mental music catalog- crazy and grumpy- woohoo.....
:)

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